What is going on?

I have two new stories, and both involve me going to the bathroom...


Story #1: Last Tuesday at the hockey game against UMASS, I had to find a water fountain because I needed water. I couldn't find one, so I decided to just get water from a sink in the bathroom. So I walk into the bathroom and down the short hallway and then I see a long, empty row of urinals. It took me a second, but I booked it out of there once I realized I was not in the correct place! Good thing nobody saw me! Haha, I'm such a nerd. Maybe I should start wearing my glasses to hockey games.


Story #2: (This is a story about real love and friendship.) Last night at dinner I drank about 6 glasses of water and a ginger ale, so my kidneys were working hard. As Dominique and I settle into Anthony's car, I tell Dom that I have to piddle. Then she smoothly says,"Well you can piddle in my hands" as she cups her hands together for me. I don't think she realized exactly what she was offering, and it took me a second to understand what she said. Of course we both immediately laughed like crazy. What a good friend. That's true love. Dom, you are the best and I heart you forever!